SHIT I CAN’T MAKE UP: Convo between my 7year-old students today

(Names have been altered slightly, just in case.)
Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You’re a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he’s really cute.
Pearl: Oh.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can’t marry him because boys can’t marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Matt: Really?
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I’ll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can’t you’re seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage. I almost cried out of happiness. Later, when I was asked if boys could kiss anyone they wanted, I replied “only if they want to kiss you back.” And Josie responded “Yeah! Your body your life.”)
My students are the shit.

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/dzaneena/21301048129/tumblr_laozdhxQt11qasxgd?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://dzaneena.tumblr.com/post/21301048129/audio_player_iframe/dzaneena/tumblr_laozdhxQt11qasxgd?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdzaneena%2F21301048129%2Ftumblr_laozdhxQt11qasxgd

hemmis:

kickle:

CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK SO.

TEAM MICROSOFT

i lol’ed. :p


Why does this make me laugh? 

asda