Me: kanusa mo mag-break?
Friend: how dare you?! Ngano man sa tanan nimo pwede pangutana in-ana pa gyud? Karun lang gani ta nag storya balik tapos ana gyud imo pangutana?
Me: kanusa mo mag-XMAS break ba?
Tag: conversations
Breakfast
Me: *washing the dishes so I can start cooking bfast
Kuya: get the fuck out of there
Me: wtf is your problem?
Kuya: I’M GOING TO COOK
Me: d’awwwww. You love me.
BOOBS
J: *listening to something while working
V: Do you have boobs? (I overheard this)
J: Did you just ask if I had boobs?
W: *nods
J: @___________@
V: I meant chest muscles
J: Was that question for me?
V: WHAT. NO. It was for Wes.
J: Good.
Greek Architecture
J: Unsa man daw ang leaves na gi pattern sa Corinthian column?
V: Nakalimot ko. Unsa?
J: Acanthus
W: Ahh, cactus
SING-ALONG
J: *singing* I hope he buys you flowers and holds your haaaaaaaaaand
W: *singing* I hope he buys you flowers. I hope he buys your haaaaaaand
MASSAGE
J: Gusto nko magpa masahe.
W: Whole body foot massage.
J: ????????
W: I-massage imo whole body gamit ang foot.
4ever
Friend: Ate! Pila na mo ka years? (talking to Ate M)
Me: QUATRO!
Friend: Ikaw si Ate M?!
Me: HEHEHEHEHE
Friend: Kamo? Pila kaha mo ka years?
Me: Four pod. Four-ever.
First Year
M: What year did you start studying architecture?
J: First Year
Move On
Nina: Wes, pa mub-on pa nako ni? Mabangga man gud sa roof.
Wes: Ha? Move on?
Office Blues
Me: *singing to FUN’s Some Nights
Vens: Nindot man diay ka’g tingog noh?
Me: Of course!
Vens: Atik lang.
Me: Aray ha.